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phorgotten420:

My ex boyfriend sent this to me with the caption “I like to take pictures with animals for attention” to mock me for taking pictures with my pet snakes? Yes, that is a dead fish dangling in front of his naked body.. Please tumblr, spread this like wildfire.


I know this made it to reddit too.. but i can’t find it :(

phorgotten420:

My ex boyfriend sent this to me with the caption “I like to take pictures with animals for attention” to mock me for taking pictures with my pet snakes? Yes, that is a dead fish dangling in front of his naked body.. Please tumblr, spread this like wildfire.

I know this made it to reddit too.. but i can’t find it :(

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